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“Has your CPU crashed?” roared the mech, eyes glowing white. “You could have deactivated yourself! Do you want to die?”

Brawn’s and Trailbreaker’s voices came as background static to her ears as she spit out the last of the water and wiped at her eyes.

“Oh, please!” she snapped, shivering in the open air. “You were the one moaning about how filthy I am!”

“Since when does stating the fact that you stink translate into ‘drown yourself’?! You could have killed Sideswipe!”

“Sideswipe could have killed me! If your moron of a brother could stop bodysnatching for five minutes, I would have been perfectly fine! You’ve been to Earth, haven’t you? Don’t either of you know that humans can swim?”

The abrupt, blank look upon the mech’s face informed her that this particular fact had managed to escape him. The sudden silence at the back of her mind revealed that Sideswipe was likewise unaware. Evelyn snorted.

“Jesus. All this because you sink like a rock,” she muttered. “Now if you’ll excuse me, Sunshine...”

Do try and control yourself, she growled at the voice. I’m taking a bath, and God help you if you say I’m not!

The water was only a couple meters below her, and she pushed herself over the edge of the yellow mech’s hand, plunging back into the pool. This time, the pleasant rush of hot water was met with a faint trembling in her limbs before Sideswipe retreated.



Excerpt from On the Care and Feeding of Humans, Chapter 8: Hygiene, by :iconmythical-darkener:

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This is a scene from On the Care and Feeding of Humans, a side story to :iconmythical-darkener:'s Transformers fanfic Juxtapostion.

This chapter kept me smiling all week. I had to draw something for it. =D

Autobots didn't know humans could swim and Trailbreaker and Brawn acting all Mother Hen-ish to Evelyn while Sunstreaker couldn't give a damn.

Evelyn is property of :iconmythical-darkener:

Trailbreaker, Brawn, and Sunstreaker are all property of Hasbro.
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lol awesome, i'm still laughing from that chapter. highly advanced beings indeed but yet they haven't solved their "sinking like a rock" problem.

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Save those that have actual aquatic-based modes, like Seaspray and Broadside (if those two ever arrive on Earth). *snickers* Considering that we're 70% water, we're neutrally buoyant when in water so it's not that big of an issue. And given that Earth is 70% water at the same time, of course it's a smart idea on learning how to swim.

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:lol: I loved that chapter. Glad you drew something for it. ^^

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Jazz: Hey! I can't transform!

Ironhide: *walks up and kicks him*

Jazz: Ow! *transforms* Thanks... I think.
Me too! That chapter brightened my entire day. I was giggling all day and my co-workers must have thought I was crazy. :XD:

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I burst out laughing on that one. I can't thank you enough for giving me the link to Juxtaposition.
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did you update your story this week? I don't recall seeing a new chapter up....

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Jazz: Hey! I can't transform!

Ironhide: *walks up and kicks him*

Jazz: Ow! *transforms* Thanks... I think.
We need to help spread the love. :aww:

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That's great. I really enjoyed the chaper. The idea of the Autobot hottub tickles me to death and I loved Evy giving the "superior life-forms" a big surprise. Your picture captures the spirit of the scene.
Thank you. lol.

Ha! Take that Autobots! We're not completly helpless afterall! :XD:

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LOL. I totally loved this chapter! I couldn't stop giggling. :D

Great job! And Evelyn's answer is so perfect. Sideswipe's probably fainted by now.

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