OK, in my ever going quest to find decent fanfiction, I came across the Livejournal TF plot Bunny farm.

I'm in the middle of working on 'Shoots and Ladders' so naturally I looked up Spike related bunnies and my god. You people have dirty, dirty, brilliantly hilarious imaginations.

I found some other ones too, not just Spike ones. So here are the ones I came across...that I secretly hope someone will actually write.

_{(plot bunnies belong to their respective owners and I do not mean to piss anyone off by posting them here)}

A will mark the ones I particularly want to see.

1. Is physics an erotic subject to the transformers, all those cables and voltage and everything? And if so, if Spike asked for help in Physics homework, wouldn't that be like writing porn?

"Sure I'll help Spike, what are you.... OH MY OPTICS! PRIMUS ALMIGHTY, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT?"


2. Sideswipe: That Dr. House guy is totally based on you Ratchet. You should sue.


3. All the human autobot allies (Spike, Carly, Sparkplug, Raoul, Chip, Astoria) discuss the question: What would they look like if they were transformers? What alt mode would they have?


4. Spike: Hey Dad! Do you have a sledgehammer?
Sparkplug: Yeah, it's over there, what do you need it for?
Spike: Oh, nothing *smirk*
Sparkplug: Spike Witwicky, what are you planning to do with that?
Spike: Nothing Dad! Just a little payback... *Runs out of the room with the sledgehammer*
Sparkplug: Spike! Get back here!

5. The Decepticon who is most capable of exploiting human nature, and thus closest to conquering Earth, isn’t Megatron. It’s Swindle.

6. What if Spike chose to attach himself (all leech-like) to a different Autobot then Bumblebee? (Maybe one who didn’t actually like him? Or a grumpier one like Ratchet.)

7. Some TFs play the ‘If our whole race was wiped out except for you and one other Cybertronian, who would you want to repopulate Cybertron with?’ game.

8. Spike’s mom comes for a visit. It quickly becomes apparent why it doesn’t happen often. (“ Is Swoop…? ” “ Painted acid green and plastered with bumper stickers? Yes. Yes he is. ” “ …for primus’ sake, why? ” “You think I know?” )

9. ?: You didn’t really think this out very much, did you?
?2: Whatever gave you that idea?
?: The part where you’re dangling off a cliff by your fingertips, and I’m standing on top of it, actually.
?2: All part of the plan, I assure you.

10. ?: They still love you, you know.
?2: In a depressingly asexual way.
(From an unknown movie)


11. Wheeljack’s latest creation goes a little wrong… and so to does the Ark and everyone in it. Suddenly the Ark and Autobots are human-sized. Any humans inside at the time are equivalently smaller too.


12. Human-Autobot relations bunny. It was a strange state of equilibrium that the allies found themselves in. Sure, they laughed with each other, hung out with each other, told each other their deepest secrets and darkest desires, but when it came down to it, each knew where the other would stand if it ever came down to a choice between Earth and Cybertron. And that was why even Sunstreaker was part of Bumblebee’s family, and Sparkplug and Spike and Carly would never be.


13. Many fanfics have Autobots adopting human mannerisms – like sighing to show frustration. Are there any mannerisms that the humans adopted from the Autobots?


14. Perceptor learns about Red Bull. Perceptor wants to see if it really gives you wings. Perceptor secretly gives Spike large doses of Red Bull. The Autobots want to know why Spike can't stop vibrating.


15.There is no good or evil. Only blatant stupidity.


16. Expansion on the Bee-treated-as-a-child idea. Before they were stranded on Earth, Bumblebee really wasn’t treated like a sparkling. He was one of the many unnerving, almost alien, war-sparked bots who no one really interacted with or felt comfortable around. When he woke on earth however, and the ‘bots met the Witwickys, Bee was assigned to interact and win the confidence of their new human allies, since he was such a good spy. Bee quickly determined the best way to win the human’s affection and trust was to act like a kid slightly older then Spike, taking on the ‘older brother’ role. However, Bee found out something strange: He liked playing the part. For the first time, he had an excuse, and newly discovered desire, to do things like play catch, or have long pointless arguments, or play pranks, or skive off a shift to go see a movie. And if he kept up the role while Spike and Sparkplug were away, none of the bots found it odd, since he was still on the mission, even if his ‘targets’ were temporarily away. The longer Bee played the role, the more the rest of the bots tended to respond to him as though that was his real personality, which was what Bee was coming to want.


17. Battle strategy itself isn’t much of a problem for Prowl’s processor – even humans can do it. The real challenge is planning counterattacks that aren’t too effective. If the Autobots succeeded in completely cutting off the Decepticons’ energy supply (which according to Prowl’s calculations, the Autobot forces could do at any time in at least four different ways), the ‘Cons would get desperate. And everyone knows that desperate ‘Cons are more sneaky, ingenius, ruthless, and unpredictable than complacent, well-energized ones.



18. *During a battle*

Decepticon: *smirk* You know, Prowl, Decepticons always lie. Always. Why, this statement itself is false.

Prowl: ‘Why is he telling me this?’ *shoots him*

*Hours after the battle*

Prowl: Wait... *crashes*


19. Blaster, Jazz, or, God forbid, Soundwave (maybe all three collaborating with each other?) pulls the ultimate prank during a battle.


Spike: “I can’t believe it.”

????: “What just happened?”

Spike: “… we just got rickroll’d.”


20. Sparkplug is not Spike’s biological father. The truth is Spike ran away from abusive parents and when he met with Sparkplug, his ‘father’ helped fabricate their relationship. To protect him.


21. A new shock DJ for a popular radio station has been insulting the Autobots on his show for a while. One Autobot decides he's had enough of that guy and calls the radio station to complain. He's put on the air and starts trading insults with the DJ. Meanwhile, the decepticons are listening to the show, a favorite among the troops, and one has Soundwave hack into the station's phone line so he can join the "discussion" on the air.


22. How did Spike and Bumblebee first met? In the first few episodes, Spike is seen hanging out with Hound and Jazz. So how did Spike and Bee first talked to each other, and started their famous friendship?

23. Ratchet: You have a banana in your ear.
???:What?
Ratchet: (louder) You have a banana in your ear!
???: WHAT?
Ratchet: I SAID...
???: Talk louder, I have a banana in my ear!

24. Someone questions why all humans aren’t organ donors.


25. Non human AU. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover fan fiction…. And twin incest. They are not amused.

26. [g1] Raoul, Spike, and Astoria meet…and get along wonderfully. (“Should we worry?” “Astoria just offered to pay for their college expenses if they go to the same school as her. What do you think?” Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Tracks, Powerglide and Bumblebee.



27. Chip and Spike decide to teach Raoul the finer points of Cybertronian culture…with some rather amusing results.





Possible goodies for those who adopt a bunny.